masturbatorholic

One who is addicted to masturbating with or without lube spontaneously aroused

Dammit Ray won't stop masturbating even when it's bleeding
Mike responds. That's because he is a masturbatorholic!,

by Huge Dickson January 27, 2014

masturbatorade

The kind of cum a man ejaculates after drinking a lot of Gatorade or similar type beverage.

My boyfriend's masturbatorade actually tasted like lemon-lime!

by Scaevola June 3, 2016

mastabatory

The urge to jack off thinking about someone you really want to fuck.

Jonathan had the urge to jack off thinking about natalie, the girl he really wanted to fuck. He keeps having mastabatory thoughts.

by ModjoMan September 1, 2017

Maskturbator

(n): Someone who wears a face mask even when out of sight of all other people.
- coined by @MartinGeddes on Twitter

Hey, Jimmy, look at the willingly submissive maskturbator wearing their mask in the car when it does not even affect anyone around them!

by TrumperWavin September 13, 2020

whistling masturbator

A human who whistles while masturbating.

Here comes that whistling masturbator again--better get the umbrella.

by Ernest Peabody August 6, 2006

Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

by williampoop23 March 29, 2009

String Masterbate

When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.

Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"

Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"

by oooyiurs June 22, 2010