Textual Massage

adv. Placing a cell phone which has been set to vibrate in the bottom corner of your pocket so it is close to your 'danger zone', or touching the top of your inner thigh. Upon a text message, the phone will vibrate, sending small, yet glorious pleasure waves and sometimes tingles down your spine.

Eric: Dude, last night, Erica and I were chatting back and forth, and she gave me a series of textual massages.
Tom: Really? hot dude! WOAH!! I'm getting one right now. hehe...he....'scuse me while I go to the bathroom for about 5 1/2 minutes.

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008

Cat Massage

Noun. A waste of time. Effort should not be made in this endeavor.

Work today was such a cat massage.

My date last night was a total cat massage. She wouldn't even go down on me.

by Chang Sauce August 19, 2009

Mass-hole

Offensive slang for someone who comes from Massatcheusetts.

Slow down man, you're driving like a mass-hole!

by the pope June 6, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

Something people believe the Iraqis have because of 50 percent media, 50 percent Bush, and 0 percent truth.

If there's one thing Bush is good at, it's lying.

by TheBurninator December 11, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

The only phrase that you can remember coming out of George W. Bush's mouth.

George W. Bush: Weapons of mass destruction.

by go fuck yourself October 6, 2004

Russian Massage

Mammary intercourse; a tit job.

She gave me a russian massage and I came all over her face!

by Mountjoy001 June 27, 2010

Law of Conservation of Mass

The Law of Conservation of Mass states that sluts will always change form into another form of slut. The slut content is conserved.

Guy 1: Everyone thinks Romana is a sweet little angel.

Guy 2: But I heard she likes to get her mouth girded by multiple men and dreams of gangbangs.
Guy 1: Wasn't she a monogamous good girl in the past into 'only' anal and bondage before?
Guy 2: Law of Conservation of Mass. Nothing to see here.

by Eric Kazinsky October 11, 2015