Alf mask

When you get down between a guy's legs and pull his scrotum up to make a mask, using his penis as the nose. Resembles Alf from the 80's tv show.

I love to use Jeremy's junk as an Alf Mask and sniff his underballs.

by Feetsoup March 23, 2018

ski mask beast

Ski mask beast is used to define Austin wokock, aka my boyfriend. He is mean to me sometimes but always makes up for it. Get yourself a goated austin

“Oh my gosh! Did you see ski mask beast being mean to his girlfriend?”

by WankoffbobRoss June 6, 2020

Cup and Mask

The act of positioning your hand over your anus and proceeding to fart then applying the cupped hand onto an unsuspecting victims mouth and nose and holding it there steadily for a minimum of 5 seconds.

Mikey held down Teddy while John snuck up and cup and masked him.

by Eric mike n john May 13, 2005

chocolate teabag bandit mask

When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.

Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.

by Chewbacca Bears September 4, 2006

Afghani Gas Mask

A sexual act in which a male gives his partner a tea bag, one testicle in each eye, and proceeds to fart in his partners mouth.

Ronny thought giving his ex-girlfriend an Afghani Gas Mask would be funny...till she died.

by Nicolae Shoryuka November 27, 2007

welding mask

more severe than beer goggles. the holder of the welders mask is the person who hooks up with the most unattractive female after consuming mass quantities of alcohol

did you see the girl that jon hooked up with? damn he had the welding mask on last night

by nathn February 17, 2009

Yeti Mask

Very similar to the Gorilla Mask, the Yeti Mask involves removing aged grey and/or white pubic hairs and applying them firmly on a freshly facialled face so they stick to the face resembling a White Gorilla or Yeti.

Grandpa Joe: I was just having sex with Grandma and I Yeti Masked her.
Jonny: What's a Yeti Mask?
Grandpa Joe: It's when you rip out your old man pubes after giving her a facial and throw it on her face.
Jonny: I want to be Yeti Masked!!!

by Sweet Tangerine July 19, 2009