Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
by Dinneryum March 01, 2023
A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.
by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021
The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.
Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."
Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
by Dr. Kickass May 12, 2006
Your such a recto warping butt munching anal lube
by Chris Porter October 22, 2003
The blood and feces inmates naturally exude when larger inmates forcefully impale them in delicate areas, generally against their will.
Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?
Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.
Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.
by Zen Chaos October 12, 2020
Strap-on-dildo
by freakshow21 March 14, 2011
Following on from the Bushman's blow.
Performing a bushman's blow into one's hands, then using that residue to perform a self pleasure act or onto another persons genitals
Performing a bushman's blow into one's hands, then using that residue to perform a self pleasure act or onto another persons genitals
I was out bush walking with my friend. My friend asked me to wank him off. So I did a bushman's blow into my hand and used the Bushman's lube to wank him off quicker.
Bushman's lube is lube made from snot .
Bushman's lube is lube made from snot .
by Steal Flystart March 16, 2024