talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.

Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015

I like you too but just as a friend

This means that u are in the friendzone, I'm sorry bro

Taylor: I think...I think I'm into you

Tom: I like you too but just as a friend

by sad little sock January 16, 2019

ass like a toilet

The Process of getting/obtaining ass (Sexual relations)

You know what? Tom sure does get more ass then a Toilet.

by Pic0o April 7, 2004

love you lots and lots like jelly tots!

An exclamation of your love for any human being, especially a close friend. In fact can be used to express love for anything.

"Your my best friend! love you lots and lots like jelly tots! mwah"

by kirstieissocool December 6, 2006

love you lotties like jelly totties

something you say when saying bye

"cya, love you lotties like jelly totties"
"bye lulljt"

by alybby July 27, 2006

Like a Toyota.

To get wildly out of control or really drunk.

Dude 1: "Man, I had a rough day lets get drunk"
Dude 2: "You wanna get wild tonight?"
Dude 1: "Like a Toyota."

by T-bone Stake March 13, 2010

runs like a top

the claim a person makes about their vehicle after another person says how much of a pice of shit it is.

a positive attribute to a car your trying to sell that is in reality a total piece of shit. is often followed by other claims about the car that people automatically assume would be there. ( i.e. air conditioning, power windows, power steering)

john, "dude, your car is a total piece of shit."

ralph, "nah dude she runs like a top."

FOR SALE
'91 Honda Civic, power windows. 197,000 miles but runs like a top.

by urbancowboy27 December 18, 2012