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lick my cl*t where I sh*t 

When excreting bodily fluids while preforming sexual relations on a penguins while a sexual predator walrus watches from a far
I would say lick my cl*t where I sh*t at the zoo but I am not allowed at southwicks
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Lick Dog 

Chinese “Tian Gou” 舔狗
noun
to describe a person who puts down his/her dignity to cater to others even though knowing the other party doesn't like him/her
Stop being a lick dog to Sally! She doesn't like you at all!
Be no lick dog. Don't settle for less.
Lick Dog by heididieh November 10, 2021

lick a nine

Jeff: "Dammit, I need a rush!"
Paul: "We should lick a nine"
lick a nine by diseased sheep August 5, 2005

Lick The Rapper 

Used by rapper Lil Wayne meaning she wants to suck my dick.

" No homo, I say he so sweet make her wanna lick the rapper,
So I letta lick the rapper."

lick my nads 

another way of saying lick my balls or go away
fat guy: gimme your sandwich
other fat guy: lick my nads
lick my nads by kommander korn July 29, 2006

lick the bowl 

"Man, you should lick the bowl."
lick the bowl by AliceNinja April 13, 2016