librarian

an overly anal retentive bitch that glares over your shoulder while you typing on the computer making sure the little 10 year old next to you doesn't see the porn youre watching

the librarians at wilson high

by Usomar December 9, 2006

Librarians

see ugly old people that know a lot about books.
Can be used as an insult.

Librarians say "get out of my library you unlearning people"

by Merk November 21, 2003

Librarian Rescue Squad

Dispatching a library worker to quell loud and disorderly people.

The English paper I'm writing is very interesting to me. People at the library were loud, so I sent out a Librarian Rescue Squad.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

libraritarian

a librarian who likes who completely control her library, exremely prejudice to anyone who whispers, talks, coughs, laughs, etc. Stay the fuck away from her.

The libraritarian totally killed my high when we started laughing at the talking books.

by Mikey Vistar March 21, 2010

libraryedu

Education gained by means of the library

You too can benefit from libraryedu.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

Libeary

A giant bear that roams libraries everywhere looking for kids to eat. The libeary can also shrink itself to hide behind books so that when you pull out a book, it hops out and eats you. Then you are stuck inside the libeary's tummy forever.

Little Johnny: "Finally!" (breathes in air) "the libeary!"
Librarian: "No, you silly goose! this isn't the libeary!"
Little Johnny: "Oh...well, where IS the libeary?!"
Librarian: "I'll show you the libeary if you be REAL quiet."
Little Johnny: "Right Oh, Libearian!"
Librarian: "Okay, THERE is the libeary."
Little Johnny: "AHHHH!" (runs out of library screaming)

by Grace2598 February 9, 2010

librarianin

Of or like, pertaining to a librarian or what a librarian does.

"Thank you for all the librarianin things you do."

by Obscurapator Rex October 8, 2013