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lemming

A person who follows everyone else. The word comes from the little monkey, where if one of the monkeys jumps off a cliff, they all do. Someone who follows the herd.
"I hate how they only do it if everyone else does. They're such lemmings."
"You know how if one lemming jumps off a cliff they all do? Well thats a good comparison of them. I mean, they're such lemmings!"
by Megan!! December 28, 2005
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laming

The epitome of laming is using the points glitch on Rainbow Six: Las Vegas, to gain rank.
"Hey man you playing the glitch?" "Hell yea dude" Fuckin laming booster.
by t3hcho53n0n3 March 9, 2007
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Leaking Pussy

When you cry in a girls' pussy.
When the pussy is stinkin' and you start crying in it, and it becomes a leaking pussy.
by Pussy_Devourer March 19, 2017
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lemming

Animal for which the non-existant Lemming Virus was named. Symptoms of this virus that isn't recognized by any medical textbook no matter how old or new include:
• Spontaneous seizures in which the afflicted shrieks "MUST...DROWN..MUST..DROWN" and leaps toward the nearest body of water
• Acquirement of a Lemming World season pass
• Building a K'Nex Rippin' Rocket rollercoaster model in such a way that the track cuts off just over the hill, resulting in the car flying off the track and smashing into a wall
• Wishing to shrink him/herself to be able to ride in the K'Nex roller coaster car to enjoy this adventure
You have recieved the LEMMING Virus. MUST BURROW MUST BURROW MUST BURROW
by Psylence February 9, 2004
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Leaping Tiger

The leaping tiger is when the man lays flat on his back fully erect and the female leaps from a distance and tries to land with the penis going inside her.
Guy1: "Yo I had to have surgery the other day."

Guy2: "Why?"

Guy1: "This girl did the leaping tiger and missed and bent my junk halfway!"
by AkumaJoutai April 18, 2016
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Lemming

Is one of those little wacky guys in that old B game... u know with the sweet green hair and purple skin, and when u dont put a ledge the fall of cliffs and die and stuff....
by Swede May 25, 2004
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Leaning on your arm

A form of laziness that every person partakes of but is a form of slacking that I'm sure no American is aware of(except for me). It implies that you are so lazy, that you do not even wish to support your upper body with brute strength alone, and therefore is reduced to (often while sitting) putting all centrifugal weight on a crutch. All jocks do it, so the next time someone with interests surrounding technology has fun poked at their lazy ass by a nigger or honky football player, imagine the following dialogue...
"lolz chris, you weakling, you slouch and don't play sports, and your only spent energy surrounds your hands in the form of wanking off, playing video games, and operating a comp-..."
"Close your meatloafy mouth, Reggie, you lean on your arm all the time when sitting. So it becomes one of two reasons that you don't have shit on me. The other being that you're a stinky coon, and need to stop bouncing/kicking an inflated round piece of rubber and start knitting me some boots, and that's because you're a nigger, and therefore are subhuman, and hence only a tool to be used by white land-owning christians for the generation and distribution of apparel and food."
"Wow I better kiss your ass constantly and make sure your footwear shine with hard work."
"Damn right jiggaboo."
by lazirus July 8, 2004
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