lay-to-day ratio 

Measure of how often you get laid, the lay to day ratio is an average measure of how often you get laid. The formula is simply times laid/number of days. The threshold for being a pimp/slut is not clearly defined.

If you get laid every 5 days, your lay-to-day ratio is 1/5 = .2, if you get laid 13 times a year it is 13/365.

Usage: Man, my lay-to-day sucks right now!!

lay-to-day ratio by i-am-zero October 5, 2011

lay it like an onion 

An idiom which is used when someone is being an idiot.

Wedge: Wheeeyyy!
Vlad: Wedge, just lay it like an onion!

lay it like an onion by TheLordAndSaviour May 6, 2016

Lay Lay 

Nickname for Talaya and is very chill and pretty and is always laughing

Let’s go chill with lay lay. She coo or whateva

Lay Lay by robloxian_tiktoker October 13, 2019

lay u out 

have sex with someone

I’d low key lay u out

lay u out by thegoat1245 January 16, 2023

Lay her down 

When you want to cheer someone on for doing something you wouldn't expect them to do. Sorta like a round of applause for something unexpected. This can also be used with other pronouns (Lay him down, lay them down, etc.)

Jonathan: I walked in on your sister making out with her best friend.

Me: Lay her down!

Lay her down by thatoneenby February 14, 2021

Lay-back 

Someone who walks too slow while talking with their fellow lay-backs. They block the entire sidewalk or hallway, leaving you no choice but to plow through them and tell them to piss off under your breath. They often show up at the worst time, like when you're trying to catch the bus.

Outta the way, stupid lay-backs.

Lay-back by AtlanticComputer October 18, 2020

Lay Track 

A sexual move that has yet to be performed or even captured on video.

It involves a man and a woman or another man.

The woman lies on her stomach, with a butt plug in her ass, and the man proceeds to shit up and down her back, preferably using only one log.

"So did you lay track on her?"

"I fucking laid track on that bitch, two full logs."

"...You're a sick fuck"

Lay Track by A.T.T October 29, 2007