Plow my lawn with your face 

Another way to call someone a dirty hoe who likes to "bushwhack" several people.

"Bitch, you need to shut up and plow my lawn with your face before I donkey punch you!"

Plow my lawn with your face by LadyMadd December 15, 2010

Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn 

1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.

2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."

Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn by FDPatton July 13, 2012

Water the Lawn 

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.

I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!

Water the Lawn by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012

The Spicy Lawn mower 

While receiving head tape a razor to your partners head and watch as your pubic hair disappears. Then replace the razor with tabasco sauce and feel the buuuuuurn.

Rob: yo bro Denise and I totally did The Spicy Lawn Mower.
Bro: did it hurt?

The Spicy Lawn mower by pubic hair research team March 26, 2013

fennel on the front lawn 

Making the best of an unexpected situation. Similar to water off a duck's back.

"Oh you missed your bus? Don't worry, its fennel on the front lawn."

fennel on the front lawn by herbyvore February 5, 2021

like a mexican on a lawn mower

Used to describe or exagerate a point.

"I'm tellin you, if he didnt have a girl already he'd be on you like a mexican on a lawn mower!"

like a mexican on a lawn mower by Billfat July 26, 2006

there's ninjas on the lawn 

Its a less racial way of saying there are black people somewhere on your property. We say it when blacks show up at our haunted house. The blacks are usualy the ones that hit our monsters and get all kung foo on that ass when they get scared. So when they show up, a call goes out over the radio that "there's ninjas on the lawn"
I have also used it when there are black ppl around my store. Like when they hang out in the parking lot doing nothing.

I saw a group of black people headed for the entrance to our haunted house, so I alerted the managers that there's ninjas on the lawn.

there's ninjas on the lawn by Russ Bus January 9, 2008