Lawn chair game

A soccer game in which one team scores more goals than the other team has shots. Basically, they could have had their goalie sit in a lawn chair, in the goal, the entire game and they still would have won. These games are more common at the high school level and lower.

They won 7-0 and the other team only was able to take 4 shots. It was a lawn chair game.

by Big Johnson 87 May 01, 2010

Lawn Manor Academy

Lawn Manor Academy, the worst school in swindon.

"i go to Lawn Manor Academy"
"oh, im sorry"

by October 16, 2021

Colombian Lawn Sprinkler

When your partner stands on top of a bed during sex and spins around while urinating

When she hit me with the Colombian Lawn Sprinkler, I knew she'd be the one.

by nati0nx May 10, 2020

ecuadorian lawn mower

A guy holds woman thighs and is plowing her in the ass as she is walking on her hands in wheelbarrow position.

"Mylton would you like to do the Ecuadorian lawn mower?" said Hallie
"nah I'm too tired for that plus i don't support immigration"

by skit skat April 11, 2009

frog lawn mower

when a guy takes it up the ass from another guy wearing a green suit in the doggy position

lil za gave justin bieber a frog lawn mower last night

by idkwhattoputhere3 June 14, 2013

mow the front lawn

to shave your pubic hair

Daughter: I need to mow the front lawn
Mom: Oh dont worry, i pay the mexicans 25 dollars to do it
Daughter: Hahahaha

Mom: *clueless*

by omgpubichair July 01, 2009

Gorilla Lawn Mower

A person who eats out a hairy black woman; a person who performs oral sex on a nigger bitch with a hairy pussy; the act of cunnilingus with a hairy nigger.

Tom is a Gorilla Lawn Mower, he likes his bitches black and hairy.

or

Tom is going to start the Gorilla Lawn Mower, poor bastard is going to wish she shaved.

by dbroz February 25, 2010