Lap lizard

A stripper that goes around touching dick during lapdances to sell more dances. Like a lot lizard but in the club.

I haven’t sold a dance all night thanks to the lap lizard.

by Cascorner July 10, 2018

couple of laps

Some sex

I took her for a couple of laps last year. It was good times.

by brendan June 27, 2004

lap danceing

When a girl does sexy moves on a guys lap and the guy loves it the girl stuffs her ass in his face and he falls over and she sits on his chest

People love lap danceing

by mmmmmm tats good December 02, 2014

lap nap

A power nap taken on a plane, bus or train where you use your knees as pillows.

Tori was so tired on the flight to New Orleans that she took a lap nap.

by bob beeflips September 28, 2010

victory lap

When you're about 18 beers past the legal limit and you're the most sober one in the car that you are driving; and your so excited that you made it home without dying (or worse, a DUI) that you do laps around the traffic circle in your neighborhood. Typically, all of your neighbors will be awoken by headlights flashing in their windows and you're drunk friends cheering.

I can't believe I made it back to Glengarry after drinking a whole case of beers.....let's do victory laps.

by mr. hankey August 26, 2004

take a lap

told to a usually fat person who has just said something really stupid. severity of the matter can vary.

go take a mile

go take a marathon

tom- thats what she said...
bill- damn! go take a lap.

by mazimaz July 11, 2008

Cunt Lapping

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.

"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."

by Sisi786 July 12, 2013