In missionary position post shooting your load, in or out, a gentleman might request, "I'll just rest my todger on your convenient landing strip, if that is ok ma'am?"
by CheeseCrackers March 11, 2015
Get the Landing strip mug.This is a large mall in Union City, CA. Locals refer to it as "The Landing" or "The Mall". However, individuals who do not pay attention or are from out-of-town refer to this mall's using its official name, "Union Landing".
by Ziegler1952 June 22, 2010
Get the Union Landing mug.A slang term for the small town of Lander, Wyoming. The word was created unofficially by many of the towns' residents without concensus. Landiego is rarely used by people who have never lived there. Since small towns dont have alot in the way of defense, the term Landiego can also be used to confuse possible predators, making them think San Diego. But that, is only a theory.
*a resident of Lander, Wyoming calling a pen pal in Sing Sing*
Lander-" hey, hows it goin?"
Sing Sing-" good, where do you live?"
Lander-"Landiego"
Sing Sing-" cool, my time is up, bye"
*Pen pal in Sing Sing awaits release so he can go kill a resident of San Diego.
Lander-" hey, hows it goin?"
Sing Sing-" good, where do you live?"
Lander-"Landiego"
Sing Sing-" cool, my time is up, bye"
*Pen pal in Sing Sing awaits release so he can go kill a resident of San Diego.
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
Get the Landiego mug.A useless item left over from the dawn of the internet when search engines worked poorly. It is nothing more than a collection of advertisement diarrhea spewed all over the internet pointing back to some poor pathetic website desperate for attention, and lacking any meaningful content or services, resorts to using this ancient and useless technique.
After searching for "cheap pickles" I found a site that claimed to specialize in selling cheap pickles, but it was just a landing page for a terrible online store that didn't have any cheap pickles at all.
by Dirtfarmer4life September 29, 2010
Get the Landing Page mug.The patch of female pubic hair above the vagina in which the elongated sides point towards the vaginal cavity, signifying "this is where you land".
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Get the Landing strip mug.by landon is a cacti named landi January 22, 2005
Get the landi the cacti mug.(n.) most explicit rave party where STDs flow as fast as the roofied drinks. Dry humping on tables, party rockin, and hovering creeps with terets are typical. On lucky nights the gangsta herps come out to play.
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