Lootocracy

A system of government in which the majority of politicians in power are in power with the main purpose of illegally appropriating to themselves, the commonwealth of the people they serve through inflated contracts, dubious projects, or outright stealing in a manner of plundering. These system of government is often in the guise of legitimate democracy but without the intents or benefits of democracy. This prevail in countries usually with all the paraphernalia of democracy in place but seldom has the implementation as intended and without consequences for bad behaviors to officials of government or their associstes.

Lootocrats, lootocratic

Governments in most thirdnworld countries need to deviate from lootocracy and implementing true democracy with the inherent consequences for bad behavior, especially of government officials, for the benefits of the people they serve.

by GMAY_WISE July 14, 2022

Loot Paralysis

Typically found in most high pressure looter-shooter video games (or battle royale games), Loot Paralysis occurs whenever a player is faced with a large amount of valuable loot/items one may want to take with them, but has so much to organize or dump in order to take the items that they freeze up and cease thinking straight. This leads to not taking as much loot as one may wish to or can fit on their person and having to leave things behind or get killed by another player because they took too long.

"Hey, hurry up and loot your kill!"
"I'm trying, but they had really good stuff, I-I don't know what to take first..."
"Shake off the loot paralysis and hurry the fuck up, I hear more of them!"

by The Ratt March 13, 2023

Lootgician

A player who has a seemingly magical ability to find the best loot in a game, regardless of the odds.

"How did you get that legendary weapon? You must be a lootgician!"

by NobleBrains March 30, 2023

Foogy Loot

A person or group of people that are goofy tools. Usually nerds, dweebs, misfits, etc....

Also a famous cocktail made with UV Blue Vodka,Stoli Raspberry, Lemonade and 7-up.

Look at those foogy loots over there! Whata bunch of TOOLS!

by Jordan and Colin September 18, 2006

laundry looting

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.

This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.

by SLeepdepD October 1, 2010

Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.

Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.

by spencetopia June 22, 2011

Batman Lootcrate

When a large parcel is delivered to you as a gift and as you open it, a group of Samoans dressed in Batman themed costumes jumps out and rapes your ass.

Although Adam couldn't walk for days, he was ecstatic about receiving a Batman Lootcrate in his hotel room.

by Michael&Jay May 15, 2016