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Elsie Lawes

Elsie Laws is a Year 7 Schoolgirl who is a Kind and honest friend who is always caring towards others.
She is known to be quite knowledgable and unique.
If you have an Elsie Lawes, you should be proud.
Son: Dad, Who is Elsie Lawes?
Dad: She is a loving person to be around.
Son: why didn't you marry her then?
Dad: You're still getting disowned.
by Skeppy_Apple January 19, 2020
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lawls bawls

the newer, more entertaining version of "lol". it can be meant as "lol" or...depending on how dirty your mind is...it can be meant in another way.
guy: wow! did you see that mole on her face!?
girl: LAWLS BAWLS! yeah i did wow it was gross.
by Scenecore August 10, 2007
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fake in-laws

Your sibling's spouce's family. ie. your brother's wife's parents. In-laws belonging to your brother or sister, but not to you.

People you have no obligation to see or spend time with, but have to put up with on a regular basis at functions or holidays. Though they really aren't your inlaws, they must be treated as such- just to keep everyone getting along.
The fake in-laws are coming to Thanksgiving, again?

I know- putting up with the brother-in-law is bad enough, without his whole family crashing in.
by Shumado July 1, 2011
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Lampshade

An offensive term for a Jewish person.
Come from World War II, when Nazis would make the skin from Jews into lampshades.
Look at those lampshades over there, I bet they want some sheckles.
by Aquabluejet is a fucking jew January 6, 2018
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Korean Naming Laws of 1812

Korean doctrine passed limiting all newly born babies be given three separate names each containing only one syllable.
Names created thanks to Korean Naming Laws of 1812: Kim Jong-il, Hong Song-nam
by 69boboie69 June 15, 2010
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Gavin Lawson

Gavin Lawson - a twat ( of the first degree)
by gavin lawson May 7, 2003
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sweedish lampshade

Inserting a lightbulb into the vagina of a woman while she is covered by bedcovers. After she is under, tazers are attached to the nipples of the woman and turning on an electric current thus turning on the lightbulb. The result is a bed that looks like a lampshade.
Daniel: I turned THIS chick into a sweedish lampshade last night!
Jared: I wish i had a girl....
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