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Cold Lasagna Effect

To ruin a great thing, for an extended period of time. Can apply to activities, objects, food, basically anything that you like at first, but then have a bad experience that turns you off of it.
Lasagna tastes great leftover, but you have to microwave it fuckin forever to make sure the inside isn’t cold. Last time I ate lasagna, I burnt my mouth on the first bite, then threw up once I got to the cold middle. It was so nasty that I couldn’t eat lasagna for a year.

(847): puked bacardi raz this morning. NEVER drinking that shit again!
(315): bitch thats the cold lasagna effect 4 u

Just saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno with that fat dude from Knocked Up. I don’t think I’ll ever have anal again after that scene where the big-titted chick shits all over the cameraman.
by Syracuse JOHNSON September 13, 2010
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Lasagna

Garfield’s favorite choice of cuisine.

Will finish the plate within seconds. The cat will start imagining the plate of a lasagna is a woman with her legs spread wider than the cats eye can see. Then he will feast.
Garfield feasted on the lasagna as if it were his last meal.”

“Garfield bit Odie’s neck off after he attempted to steal is lasagna.”
by FatherDictionary May 29, 2018
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Lasagna Pussy

When her pussy has multiple layers of cum on it giving it a lasagna texture.
Bro I was finna smash zaiboon last night but she had a lasagna pussy. That shit was cheesy.
by IAmToxix October 9, 2018
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Lasagna Girl

A girl who you want to perform oral sex on.
I'm gonna eat that bitch's pussy like lasagna.

Look at that hot lasagna girl! Damn, what I wouldnt give to just spread her legs and...
by Phryan March 3, 2019
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Robin Lasater

Even better than Batmans sidekick. Humble, patient, kind, caring, giving, forgiving, understanding, honest, trustworthy, hilarious, smart, creative and good with raps and rhymes.

The moment we met, my heart started beaming and the smile has yet to fade.
I love Robin Lasater.
Robin's a great guy.

Where's Robin?! Batman needs him.
by Tender Heart Care Bear November 7, 2011
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foreskin lasagna

A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.
*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!
by Funkypigeon.com September 19, 2016
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blood lasagna

When u put period blood in lasanga to attract ur lover.
Girl just make him a blood lasagna's to keep him coming back
by StarZ420 May 25, 2017
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