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get laid

get fuck; have sex; get girls
hey bud, heard that your girlfriend is on a trip, let's go to the club and get some girls tonight.
yeaaaaaa, let's go get laiddddddddd.
by Jazz_jazz December 29, 2007
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Laidlaw

A term for a woman who is good looking, talented and smart. a 10 out of 10

The woman who epitomizes this is Miss Laidlaw aka The Beatmaking Housewife
That girl is so buff she is a Laidlaw
by kerrygeelove August 22, 2010
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laios

1. interj., Used to express mild amusement; see lol

2. prop. n., Mythological Theban king; father of Oedipus
1. King Laios was killed by his son, who then proceeded to do his own mother and kill himself upon discovering her identity, laios.

2. Laios, using both definitions of "laios" in one sentence is pretty difficult.
by notrandal January 11, 2009
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Laisted

The lovely condition of getting laid while being severely intoxicated.
Brittany was so laisted last night - she had 5 Cherry Bombs and ended up having sex with Brad on the bathroom sink at the bar.
by Lish3 April 25, 2010
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laid tongue

Laid Tongue:
One position the female tongue sets in while masturbating ~

Warm wet lips lay parted as her tongue slightly quivers and moves in an anticipatory 'come hither' pointing/lapping motion while she fantasizes about a cock she yearns for teasing her mouth.
Girlfriend 1: "You are glowing girl, what did you do this afternoon?"
Girlfriend 2: " 'Laid Tongue', need I say more .... "
by Pebbles8 May 27, 2014
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laissez faire Capitalism

laissez faire Capitalism means buyer gets a tail-light warranty
Even modernCapitalists should be against laissez faire Capitalism
by @thedocwho2 May 12, 2019
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alex laid

Something that will never ever happen
Has Alex gotten laid
Alex laid you so funny that will never happen
by Carly alexwontgetlaid October 3, 2013
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