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Knights of the Round Table

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.
-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Amanda.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.
by JeffAck March 31, 2008
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Keith

Keith is a great guy. He makes a generous and loving boyfriend who would do anything to make his girl happy. He's a bit socially awkward but he means well. He has plans for the future where his friends don't and is a high achiever. He has a creative side but is generally serious. is not advised that you break up with a Keith as he is a little sensitive and would do anything to see his girl smile.
Keith "hey"
Friend "what you gonna do when your older?"
Keith "Im going to study law in university and become a lawyer."
Friend "I don't know what I'm gonna do."
by Truth seeker 2.0 October 18, 2018
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Knightmare

A bad dream that The Dark Rises won't live up to expectations.
"I just dreamed Channing Tatum replaced Christian Bale in The Dark Knight Rises... it was a Knightmare!
by Denwy March 27, 2011
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hooded knight

an uncut crown, an uncicumcised penis
ted has a hooded knight because in denver they dont cut the crown.
by semen demon November 11, 2003
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Keith Murray

1. A rapper, I don't know a lot about him because I am MUCH more interested in definition 2.

2. Lead singer and guitarist for awesome American indie rock band We Are Scientists Much adored by fans who can't help but squeal/shout Keeeeeeeeeeef! if they get the chance to see him. Is known to have a pancake ass as shown in the Crap Attack DVD, when his jeans fell down due to insufficient buttocks. Has so much power over his fangirls that one has even made a doll of him. The doll is called Keithdoll, the myspace URL is rather predictable. He (the human Keith Murray) is going grey despite only being 30 (at time of writing). He has a womanly waistline and a purdy voice.
1. WTF I was looking for that guy from WAS? Who the hell is this?

2. Ah. Perfection in one male. Thy name is Keith Murray of We Are Scientists.
by Avid WAS fan March 31, 2008
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British Knights

British Knights were a dope shoe that had the late 1980s and early 1990s on lock-down. BK's were not for the faint hearted - they sported massive decals, plastic add-ons and had tongues bigger than oven mitts. They were particularly popular with basketballers, crip gangbangers and homeboys. Its rumoured that 76% of hip hop and techno artists during the 1990s wore British Knights at one time or the other. The remaining 24% wore a combination of adidas, puma, Troop and SPX.
British Knights fell off after the golden age of hip hop era ended - largely in part due to idiots claiming nike was a better brand. These idiots have so far eluded the old skool police, but when they are caught, they will experience large amounts of pain for their silly views.
Theyre dope shoes youre wearing there Leroy!

Word up yo. Theyre my new British Knights yo!

I'll give you 400 pairs of Nike air max if you let me wear them for a while.

Sorry, no deal. My British Knights are hella dope.
by Gee Dawg January 26, 2007
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keith richards

full-time walking corpse and part-time guitarist of the rolling stones
guy: mr. richards, that will be $800 for the whiskey, coke, and hooker.

keith richards: you take credit?
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
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