Your loving BFF and will spam you with many texts and doesnt like to be mistreated and ignores people on the phone sometimes because whos knows what. Keyshawn is a caring person who cares more about the other person when actually that person cares about Keyshawn more than he does. EVERYONE loves Key .Too smart for a freshman is king at fortnite. BFF Key will have many interests as you do too. Keyshawn is your true friend.
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by enojadiabla June 6, 2018
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by Wuchun Shen September 21, 2005
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A man or woman, most commonly a man, who drinks a large amount of Keystone Light, and is often much better at drinking games after consuming said beer.
Christ man, did you see Kevin last night? He drank at least a 30 pack of Keystone last night and won every game of pong that he played. Dude's a Keystone Knight.
by Gl0ckt0pus March 16, 2009
Get the Keystone Knight mug.Did you hear about the protests of the Keystone Pipeline? I assume it's because they want us to provide premium kegs at the party.
by BenJoviUSA April 2, 2014
Get the Keystone Pipeline mug.“I don’t understand how there’s so much drugs in the prisons. How do they get it all in?” Gemma asked.
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal
by Shaun Attwood May 14, 2008
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A term used for the random smashing of letters on the keyboard by a person to express incoherent delight or frustration over something.
ex. DELIGHT
#1: Hey, here's the fic I promised you. ^^
#2: ASDFDKGHKDFJGHDFKH <3333
ex. FRUSTRATION
#1: My computer died on me, so I won't be able to write you that fic I promised you. D;
#2: ASDFKJGHSDJGHSDKG DDDD;
"asdfkdgjhdfkgh" --> is keysmashery, not necessarily those same letters, but random letters all the same.
A term used for the random smashing of letters on the keyboard by a person to express incoherent delight or frustration over something.
ex. DELIGHT
#1: Hey, here's the fic I promised you. ^^
#2: ASDFDKGHKDFJGHDFKH <3333
ex. FRUSTRATION
#1: My computer died on me, so I won't be able to write you that fic I promised you. D;
#2: ASDFKJGHSDJGHSDKG DDDD;
"asdfkdgjhdfkgh" --> is keysmashery, not necessarily those same letters, but random letters all the same.
#1: So keysmashery needs practice? :o
#2: Of course! Anyone can keysmash, but can they do it while still making their keysmashery look pretty?
#1: OH. THEN MUST PRACTICE MORE. ;D
#2: Of course! Anyone can keysmash, but can they do it while still making their keysmashery look pretty?
#1: OH. THEN MUST PRACTICE MORE. ;D
by KK-shi November 30, 2007
Get the keysmashery mug.The best overall college beer. Good taste, yet you can drink it till the sun comes up, and its only like 13 bucks for 30 of them.
I woke up at 1pm and drank keystone till 6am while smoking blunts of the chronic every couple hours but didnt pass out because keystone allows you to consume record amounts of beer and feel fine the next day.
by Chuck January 6, 2005
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