Captain Kirk Syndrome

Talking with many awkward pauses in one's speech, to try and make whatever one is saying more impressive and/or dramatic. Named after William Shatner.

The Captain Kirk Syndrome includes talking like:

There's...

Someone on the wing...

Some...

Thing.

Captain Kirk Syndrome by Kitty Clysm February 9, 2012

Captain Kirk 

1. Main character in the original Star Trek series. Commander of the Enterprise.

2. Cockney rhyming slang for "work".

1. Guy #1: "d00d pickard r00lz!!"
Guy #2: "Kirk could kick Picard's ass!"

2. Guy #1: "You want some vodka?"
Guy #2: "Can't man, got Captain Kirk tomorrow."
Guy #1: "Shut up and get that down your Gregory Peck!"

Captain Kirk by Beeth November 17, 2007

ms.kirk

Ms.kirk is an annoying,bald headed,corn foot ass bitch that always yelling and telling people what to do🤷🏾 ♀️

Ms.kirk is over there get the water she might melt

ms.kirk by wassupbitchessss April 13, 2019

Ms.kirk

Ms.kirk is an annoying ass lady who thinks she runs stuff and doesn’t show how to apply makeup or dress properly for her age you can even erase her eyebrows off 🤫

Eww! I see Ms.kirk go get some water she might melt. Hurry!

Ms.kirk by wassupbitchessss April 13, 2019

Jacob Kirk

the sexiest being alive or dead

"its jacob kirk the sexiest being alive or dead"

Jacob Kirk by .manilovefroges December 8, 2021

Where's Kirk? 

To drink sparkling water and take a look around and not see Kirk.

Oh! I bought sparkling water instead of normal water. Where's Kirk?

Where's Kirk? by FakeNetBeans October 1, 2018

Callum Kirk 

Callum Kirk is a great friend, funny, good looking skater. He is sweet and will all ways be there for you, Jokes he's a 14year old boy who that thinks he can have any lass he wants and when ever he wants her, he's cocky and always has to be right. He's a cheating lying scum bag who should learn to keep it in his pants!

Wow look at that chino fag getting regected yet again... He's such a callum kirk!

Callum Kirk by shazannonnn February 24, 2012