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kangaroo jacket

Hoodie with a pocket in the front
It was getting cold so John put his kangaroo jacket on and warmed his hands in the front pocket
by Gadeade May 3, 2018
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Dirty Kangaroo

The drunken act of emptying a bowl of snacks into your underpants and then putting them back into the bowl for other unsuspecting guests to eat.
Adam pulled a dirty kangaroo on the Doritos and nobody noticed
by anonymous August 27, 2023
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kangarooed

Stop cyber-bullying or get kangarooed from this chat.

Get your salt out of this party or be kangarooed.
by Covality July 1, 2017
mugGet the kangarooedmug.

cuz kangaroos

A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either

a. stupid

or

b. the answerer does not want to answer the question
EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
by happykitten267 April 6, 2015
mugGet the cuz kangaroosmug.

Kangaroo Smuggler

Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.
by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023
mugGet the Kangaroo Smugglermug.

Literal kangaroo

"Did you know in Australia they have literal kangaroos just running around."
by rogerol September 18, 2019
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kentucky kangaroo

When you’re banging a meth head and take her drugs so she kicks you off her
“Man I got kicked in the groin by that Kentucky kangaroo last night after I took her meth”
by The “Dumper” May 19, 2022
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