poison juice

Sperm. The sort of sperm that makes a good woman leave, or a stupid one's ass reach astonomical proportions.

That ol' poison juice sure did wreck Hailey's ass.

by Chaich September 14, 2003

soy juice

a name for soy milk given by comedian Lewis Black after seeing it in a grocery store. He named it after stating "theres no such thing as soy milk, because theres no soy titty, is there?"

"No, its not soy milk... its soy juice, but you cant call it soy juice because whenever you say soy juice, u actually start to gag."

by soy juice January 11, 2009

Boner Juice

Any product,usually in a topical cream form, that is used to increase the length or girth of a man's penis, and thus enhance his sexual experiences. The term was made famous on SNL.

"I know I'm 78, Marge, but that Boner Juice works miracles!"

by Turkey Slapper January 17, 2008

Frozen Cow Juice

Texas slang for ice cream. Originated from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Meanwhile, in the ordinary lives of an Austin neighborhood.

Carrie: Yo jack, what'ya got there?
Jack: It's frozen cow juice!
Carrie: Frozen what?
Jack: Frozen cow juice, ice cream.

by LeilaSP April 9, 2019

Anal juice stamp

When an animal plops it's leaking anus down on your floor, desk, kitchen table, or other surface you wish it hadn't (pretty much every surface) and leaves a slimy excretion from it's anal glands.

My cat pulled a Chester Cheetah style prank on me as it sat, stepped, and repeated all the way across my desk leaving an anal juice stamp at each "sit" interval.

by ShrewdSimian May 6, 2010

Wheeze the juice

Drinking soda/slurpees straight from the nozzle.

I love Mountain Dew so much that I wheeze the juice every time I walk into 7-11.

by Downers Kid. October 18, 2008

come get your grape juice

When one finds their partner of over a year has a fetish that was not know before.

Origin - Reddit

"I just found out my fiance likes anal!"
"Hell yea bro! Come get your grape juice!"

by gas_pumper December 3, 2014