joosed

getting fucked up on the titular energy drink like a certain Irish kid; may result in amazing dancing, and streaking.

"Oh fuck, I was so joosed last night."
"Yo, do you wanna get joosed tonite?"
"Wow that kids so joosed, hes naked behind a palm leaf."

by 1/2AZN June 9, 2009

joose

hardcore gangsta in CMG

Joose reps CMG.

by joose May 26, 2003

joogmonkey

to be acting as a joog.joog

Deanna is a joogmonkey!

by Abi Shea March 4, 2008

joogle head

n. a dumb person, nicer than saying "dumb ass"

You paid how much for that (insert item here)?! I saw it online for 1/4 that price! You joogle head!

by wac0059 March 19, 2009

jongst

A D.C. coloquial similar to Jawn or Jant, though probably stemming from Joint.

Used as a noun for nearly anything and everything. Usually followed with an adjective like Tight (Tizight, Tiggity Tight).

Them jongst is tight! (compliment, e.g. shoes)

I'ma get that jongst next week. (purchase)

Where'd you get that jongst?

by Maxxing Yeng January 3, 2011

Jools

Jools, a bubbly girl with sperm smear highlighted hair. She is of a small height, easier for her to suck the cocky. She would say that she is 'pretty, cool, loved, sex addict (suggest by her friend Tilda) and of all horny 24/7' Her voice is of a nasal monotone.

Jools: Hey Guys, I've got something to tell you

Emily: Its an std!

Ollie: No You're pregnant!

Marni: What drug have you taken?!

by Arthurbyrne69 September 1, 2013

Jongs

Jongs are a combination of 'Jeans' and 'thongs'. Although commonly mistaken as thongs made of jeans.. they are a combination of both... When a girl sags her jeans, enough where another person could see her thong.

Kate: *walks into room with her new jongs

Annabelle: Kate what the heck what are you wearing?!

Kate: Omg do you like them? They are called Jongs.

Annabelle: But I can see your ass crack!

by Still Not Jab February 7, 2017