Jared

A guy whose greatness is legendary.

That guy must be a Jared.

by Infinite Spit June 11, 2018

Jared

Jared is 19, he doesn't know how to read
( (vine reference)

"Hey I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read"

by Bitchy Bastard August 8, 2018

jared

someone who is a kid all The time no mater his age and suck BBC all the time

"did you see jared he was on a BBC"

by gavin004 May 21, 2019

Jared Sucro

Curly haired short shitty baseball player. Has to red-shirt every team he tries out for. What a dusty musty crusty dried lipped loser

Jared Sucro? That nigga ass at baseball

by JSukesIsAFAG November 5, 2019

A Jared

I Toxic 12 Year Old Who Doesn't Know When To Shut The Fuck Up And Is Bad At Fortnite

When A Friend Says Something Dumb You Would Say
'Dont Be A Jared'

by KNX Hacker July 8, 2020

Jared

a hairy homeless midget who never showers. It lives under bridges, it's diet consists of toothpaste & waffles. Very vicious and does not make a good pet.

Girl: I had a pet Jared once, i had to get rid of it though.
Boy: Why?
Girl: It smelled horrible and ate all my toothpaste. Then it tried to bite me.
Boy: You poor thing...

by A Very Amazing Person. (: December 20, 2010

jared

gullible person

he was such a jared to believe jon poh.smarty lololololol hahaha

by jimlimkim October 13, 2011