slack jawed faggot

A homosexual who walks around with his mouth slightly ajar.

Mother says to son: Please can you do the dishes son?
Son says to mother: What do you think I am? Some kind of slack jawed faggot?!

by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006

jaxed

to be defeated by jax in mortal kombat II. this is the lowest of all losses.

"shiiieet man!, you got jaxed an dubs an shit"

by k-shizzle December 24, 2003

jaked

To be deserted, blown off or otherwise ignored by a close friend.

Though we arrived at the event together, I got jaked and thus had to find my own ride home.

by Dillon Robert November 7, 2015

Jaed

A bhad bitch!!

Jaed is sooo pretty

by adrianaaaa September 10, 2019

Javed

The Most Amazing Person In the world 🌍 A amazing cousin friend anything
Real definition: Look Up ^
🌍 Can stand up but is still sensitive

Really Funny

“I wish I was javed” YOU Frickin wish

by Pnb’s Wife April 22, 2018

Jared

Jared is basically god, he has the biggest cock in the world. He plans to join the marines, and looks the part. He is a republican, and a pro at debate. He has the sexiest blue eyes. His flattop is flatter than the earth. Jared is not human he's just to ripped to be human he is a mystical creature. There can only be one Jared in the universe because the fibers of reality can barely handle the power that is Jared’s pelvic thrust.

Jared is so sexy

by Spokanesumo June 3, 2019

Jared

A really, really hot guy, that I think may like me back. Known each other for a wicked long time.
Flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. HE'S GORGEOUS!!
Wicked nice and the funniest guy you have every met!! <3

"Wow, that guy over there, he's such a Jared."
"I know. How long have you known him?"
"Well I said he's a Jared, so we've known each other forever!!"

by HockeyGrl450 January 26, 2009