jasonsplaining

When liberal, cuck male attempts to condescend with a nonsensical, self-righteous, and circuitous argument.

Wow! Thanks for jasonsplaining it for me. That was the least insightful thing I've ever heard. Do you have any more generalizations that make no sense that you'd like to share?

by jimbojimmyjim March 30, 2022

Sloppy jason

Ejaculate on your own face

I sloppy jasoned myself

by Eddymoney00916 January 3, 2018

Riley Jason Richards

A bitch ass bitch from the potato state. Loves getting his ass ate

“Bro Karen asked if she could peg me last night. I pulled a total Riley Jason Richards and let her give me a rim job too.”

by Daddyman93 September 12, 2019

Infinite Jason Theorem

given infinite time, Jason will have good idea

Greg: Wow! Jason actually had a good idea
Sam: Well the infinite jason theorem says he'll get one every once in a while

by MONKEY EMPEROR February 25, 2021

Bald Headed Jason

A 100 dollar bill.

Lucile: “What’s that in your wallet?”

Sean: “ Shit, that’s a bald headed Jason!”

by Edac Moncrief June 21, 2020

A limping Jason

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason

Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason

by Gemma111 February 11, 2021

barlottle and Jason forever

if you know you know and don't forget to watch drowned the 2 part serise!

barlottle and Jason forever lol

by barlottle June 28, 2021