John Jake Pappas

A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.

Oh, look at all of the people at his desk. He's pulling a John Jake Pappas.

by marlonandmath November 12, 2021

Pulling a Jake M.

The act of joining a conversation, without having listened to any prior statements, and repeating something that was already said.

Man: Hey, did you watch the new movie?
Man2: Yeah, it was cool.
Jake, Pulling a Jake M.: Hey, did you watch the new movie?

by ButtKicker88 December 13, 2018

pulling a Jake

Staying in to drink an insane amount or get really high

I don’t really wanna go out tonight, I feel like pulling a Jake

by cc314 August 21, 2023

Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul

A fake song used by people to mess around with friends.

Mercy: Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul is a weird song
Chip: Never heard of it
Mercy: It's because it doesn't exist dumbass

by Mercy#0193 September 22, 2019

Jake Smith

A true god, a fine specimen, a true champ, the next champ.

- "Yo did you see Jake Smith"
"Yeah he's totally championship worthy"

by LeanyMCMeany March 22, 2019

Jake

Jake has a huge 35 inch dong. He is a 6 foot 5 beast of a man. No one can beat this legendary breed of male. He is a fierce and scary man you won’t take no for an answer. No one like kayley

Devenney: wow Noah isn’t half the size of Jake

by Underwear sniffer March 1, 2019

Jake From State Farm

A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.

I caught my husband talking to Jake From State Farm in the middle of the night.

by Hydiin November 12, 2014