Josh

Josh is the cutest, hottest, sexiest guy you will ever meet. He puts people he cares about before himself (which he really shouldn’t). He always tells his partner how much he loves them in a heartbeat. If you ever date a Josh NEVER leave him because you won’t find anyone better than a josh. Josh also tends to have an above average penis (so great fun). Josh is the best person you will ever meet so you don’t ever want to loose him. You know he’s a keeper if he smells amazing and the sight of him takes your breath away.

Person 1: Who is the hottie over there.

Person 2: That is Josh
Person 1: Woah I want a Josh

by I’m the person with the truth February 22, 2020

Josh

Wanna be skater name. Very shy but tries to act detatched like it intrigues people. Really boring if you date him and also unoriginal. Also a mommas boy that crys to her for money to fund whatever he needs to do. Always upset about something. Emotional.
Fake. Jealous and selfish

"See that guy in the panda shirt in the corner just staring at us, is he waiting for someone"
"He gives off women beater vibes your right, Total josh cat over there."
"Your right a total josh"

by B_ spitta June 25, 2019

Josh

A gentleman who loves his trainer more than life itself . He is also a Fairweather sports fan who enjoys "sportsball", unless it is UFC of course.He also enjoys giant ham sandwiches, and enjoys "yoloswag"

I wish that guy would stop being a Josh and be normal.

by FrisbeeChucker1738 December 19, 2016

Josh

Josh is a very nice person. He is a comedic genius but often underestimates himself, His friends know otherwise however and know that he is very rad and cool and friendly,.

Person One- "Hey, what's that dude's name?"
Person Two- " I don't know but he has total Josh energy"
Josh- "Really?! I don;t know what to say"

by protecssenddu June 3, 2020

Josh

The best person ever! He is funny...looking lol, jk but he does have a hilarious sense of humor. He is also the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He loves music but not as much as he loves you. He would literally drop whatever he’s doing for you. He’s a family person and is loved by everyone around him. He will obsess over your toes, kitty, bobbies and all of you. He can sometimes be a little freaky deaky and gives some good vitamin D if yk what I mean(wink). Overall I love my Josh 11/10. He also loves to show you how much you mean to him.

Josh: let me suck your toes
Me: Cálmate Josh(y)

by Saarraai December 28, 2020

Josh

He will hurt you, jk he can be a hoe or just in general a bitch cause he doesn’t like jokes

Josh is a bitch

by Your...mommmm November 14, 2019

Josh

A pretty cool guy who's down to do almost anything, from chilling at the library to speeding down the highway going 120 mph. Josh is cool to be around but lacks the energy to do anything physical like going to the gym.

"Hey who to is that speeding down the highway in a tahoe"
"Idk probably josh"

by NIGbug August 11, 2021