jose garcia

A kid that is bad at trickshotting. He is also in a shity clan called CyRo Sniping.

That Jose Garcia is bad at sniping.

by SomeoneInCyRo April 20, 2014

jose gutierrez

When a man and woman are in the 69 position and the woman farts in the mans face creating a chain reaction of disgust and vomit.

they were 69ing and then jose gutierrez cam for a visit.

by jamesMacGuyver May 27, 2009

Maria Jose

someone that gets annoyed by school and yells at you when she gets home, specially a girl.

"ugh im so done with school, get out of my face!"
"chill bro, you're acting like a maria jose"

by wasuu June 6, 2017

Brown Jose

A rascit ,slow in the head ,fat Mexican who friends with a gay person name toby

Juan is a a Brown Jose

by RandomOnTheInterent254 January 16, 2020

The Big Jose

When you freeze a chipotle burrito and use it as a dildo.

why are ordering two burritos?

I'll eat one now and later go home and treat myself to The Big Jose.

by BabybackB February 14, 2017

jose flores

Someone who gives unsolicited correction to others social media posts, ruining any humor the post otherwise might have had. Also see: nit-picker, know-it-all, pedant or

foreign (UK): clever clogs.

Did you see Jason’s post about the movie quote?
Yeah, some douchebag jumped in and Jose floresed it.

by Unmemer January 30, 2020

Papi Jose

A black fuck with a huge mutherfuckin cock. He will fuck your bitch any day. He is poor and gets more bitches than most guys.

Aww man Papi Jose is cumming in my gurl again

by kjlreahjgarhjkgkg February 7, 2018