Jesus 

Some mexican douche

Jose: Hola Jesus!

Jesus: Chupa mi pito!

Jesus by Qman729 January 5, 2009

jesus 

(adjective) Describing something that is very beautiful, or relieving.

I ate four tacos and then rode the subway for two hours! When I finally got to a bathroom the shit that ripped out of my ass was jesus.

jesus by Travis Dean January 17, 2008

Jesus 

Jesus is a man that makes wonders but some poeple think Jesus was born in christmas but thats not true ok bey

Guy 1: did you know that Jesus was born in christmas
Guy 2: thats not true

Jesus by The guy with the true story January 10, 2022

Jesus 

an adjective used to describe any thing amazing, i.e. taste, smell, sight, etc.

Dude, this hamburger is like Jesus on my tongue.

Individual 1: You're awesome
Individual 2: I know, i'm basically Jesus

Jesus by bensonisjesus December 9, 2008

jesus 

Kid w a big ass dick :)

I sucked jesus big ass dick

jesus by iejjfcpwejpf July 31, 2016

jesus 

Anyone that has this name, is a sweet person. He wants to see everyone happy. He loves to make others laugh. He is the best person ever. He focuses on people's happiness other than his self. He is funny af. He can be a dick sometimes, but hes a sweetheart. He'll always be there for you. He will never leave your side. He is the type of person who if you hurt him, he'll still forgive you. he is the type of person who will do anything to see a smile on your face. Hes a freak. Hes down for you nomatter what. anyone who has his heart must be really lucky

There goes my bestfriend! Jesus is the best!

jesus by Sandy.cheeks February 27, 2017

jesus 

litt asf,super chill,hot,a trustworthy person,funny,and a
lady's man🔥

damn i wish i could be like jesus!

jesus by aubrito July 3, 2017