Ivan

Weird dude that likes to finger his butt. Hates Closer by the Chainsmokers

Hey Ivan, you should listen to Closer by the Chainsmokers.

Ivan: A moo moo moo moo. *Fingers butt aggressively*

by Iamivanagu November 22, 2021

Ivan

Lanky, probably lives in a wooden cabin in Wiltshire.
Probably poos in a porta potty
Very Very sexy tho, confident and loves hash browns

I love Ivan

by Tafiki Big BOobs November 23, 2021

Ivan

sexy

Ivan is sexy.

by sexyivan December 07, 2021

Ivan

Someone who does nothing. Ever. He literally does nothing (with the exception of having shakey hands).

Girl: He never drops any hints or gives me any reason to think he likes me!
Other Girl: Oh, he's just Ivan being Ivan, you know how he is.

by Nerdy Nani February 20, 2021

Ivan

Ivan has the biggest dick in the world n he makes bitches squirts left n righ💦🍆 He fucks bitches in the dark so yk he on go time😈😈

Ivan got that power

by March 10, 2023

Ivan

A wild man from bulgaria

Damn is that Ivan
No its john he isnt as wild as him.
I guess.

by Ocean Pinch January 24, 2019

Ivan

Tall and usually dark , tends to have a weird character but everyone wants one in their friend groups
Usually doesn’t like girls because he has been rejected a couple of times

Man isn’t Ivan a good guy to be around

by I eat facts for breakfast March 10, 2021