Intestinal Speedrun

When a food gives you the shits right away and is recognizable on exit.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that takeout, it pulled an intestinal speedrun.

by XXApproachingZero February 10, 2017

intetnet

gnarly internet

I was busy browsing sites through the intetnet, shit was lit

by Gnarly Jim June 21, 2017

intesticle distress

A generalized pain "down there" that a horny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he'd like to be intimate with.

There is no known treatment/cure for intesticle distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally "relieving the pressure" --- either by having a long period of hot 'n' heavy intercourse with someone or by simply "spanking the monkey" till you're completely "drained" --- right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarrassing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.

by QuacksO April 23, 2018

Intentident

Intentident{INTENSHADENTa convenient accident, death, injury, disappearing or cessation of a perceived evil activity, also

It was an intentident that pro-outlaw sheriff burned to death along with family in a house fire the night before the county election.

by Tikky Tak May 4, 2018

Intestinalism

An implemented form of government involving a daily gathering where party members use a GIANT 3D Printed stethoscope to listen to the collective belly of the earth thus revealing gurgling mystery which bubble deep within the subconscious mind of all humanity and thereby forming consensus decisions based on gut instincts.

The advent of intestinalism from the 1960s is more profuse today than ever before. As we approach the colon of societies collective amoeba, We Face some of the most diabolical probiotic culturals yet and even the dead corpses of yesterday still have yet to ferment in the deep bubbling sulfurous abyss of shreks 4th stomach

by Suburban Cicada 420 May 25, 2018

Intoxt

Intoxt means ingesting a substance. Getting drunk or high It from a mind altering source. This word is from an Alien dialect from the future. Their language is very cacophonous due to their unnatural, technology based society...

Mep poix intoxt.
Im very intoxicated.

by Writewirks February 26, 2019

Intertwination

1.When two or more subjects/items have a mutual with each other

2. The state of being intertwined

The obvious similarities proved blatant intertwination

by Piercing Deceit June 10, 2019