Instagram

Do you wanna be a celebrity but are to poor? GREAT NEWS!!!! Instagram is the place for you!!!!

OMG Beccky you look so pretty in your Instagram post.

by JohnnyJohnny56 November 2, 2020

Instagram Nazi

Someone who watches Zoomer Historian and likes Nazi aesthetics while claiming to be a National Socialist. Very often found under Save Europe accounts spamming 271000

Person 1: It was 271k
Person 2: What an instagram nazi
Person 1: Good Goy

by IamBW October 10, 2025

Instagram reels syndrome

A disease in which the built up brain rot from over ingestion of short form content causes an irrational and sometimes delusional response to digital stimuli.

My friend has Instagram reels syndrome. She has been laughing hysterically at the word "fart" being played over "fly me to the moon" for 5 minutes.

by Josiah cafè February 1, 2024

Instagram

A place where you can lower your confidence just by looking at a picture of someone more successful than you.

"Instagram helped me lower my confidence and hate myself a whole bunch"

by Discount Product August 31, 2022

Instagram

A social media where you fake being on an environment/fake using a random valuable object.
Usually used for taking normal pictures.

My post where I hold a Nintendo Switch OLED is blowing up on Instagram!
But you never had more than 100 dollars...

by funny guy with funny thing July 10, 2022

Instagram

A popular social media in which brain damaged millennials either live fake lives, or steal Reddit memes at least a month after being born. (There is a possibility of something different and good happening PewDiePie wedding, world record egg, etc).

SSSniperwolf is an INSTAGRAM influencer who photoshops every post she makes

by Sodium Chloride Bean Dip December 1, 2019

Instagram model

A person who is really untalented moneymaker who profits off insecurity of young girls

Sally: I really wanna be like Instagram model!
Bob: don't shes toxic

by annbananyyy October 30, 2021