illegal phone

a phone from a different wireless service provider than the one a person is currently employed by (such phones are generally prohibited on the premises)

Ed can't use his Blackjack II while he's working at Verizon as it's an illegal phone.

by AlphaDawg79 December 9, 2008

Illegal Smile

The involuntary smile that forms when you know you've done something illegal

'I see that illegal smile on your face. What did you do?'
'Last night I blew up the neighbor's garbage can..and the curb'

by WolfRyder July 9, 2012

illegitimate stepdad

A man who unlawfully takes on the care of children he did not help conceive.

That guy does everything with/for those kids as if they were his and he's not even married to their mom. What a great illegitimate stepdad!

by ladycap December 12, 2013

Illegal Beagle

A cigarette break that the boss knows nothing about

Said in a hushed voices"just going for an illegal beagle

by Lololol88 November 17, 2016

Illegal

Stuff that breaks laws and physics

A 4 block wide chest is illegal

by Themightyade July 2, 2020

illegal jeans

Skinny jeans are the illegal jeans. No one looks good wearing them, not big hunks, not fit chicks, not slim people. NO ONE!!

Aww what is that sight?!
They're the illegal jeans

by Space invader August 20, 2020

Illegal

That one friend who commits all types of crimes so you just call them "illegal".

Me: Hey what you doin?
Friend: Uh u know just uploading a virus to the school network
Me: bruh stop being an illegal.

by JustC4llMePro May 6, 2021