Idiot Cocktail

(n) when two or more idiots or idiotic things are combined, shaken, and presented for consumption resulting in increased feelings of stabbiness and rage.

While watching TV last night, an interview with a certain dim-witted female politician from Alaska was directly followed by a beer commercial featuring a "suave redneck", I felt like I had just had an idiot cocktail and had to restrain myself from going on a rampage.

by Bizzymama October 1, 2011

royal idiot

n someone who is so stupid that they defy your expectations of stupidity;
someone who digs himself into a hole until he's left making pitiful excuses
that make no sense; someone who can't remember what the truth is so he twists it
around and makes it worse than it really should be.

"that guy is a royal idiot."

by wiggensnorf December 23, 2008

Pissing Idiot

To be worse than an Idiot but a nicer way of saying Absolute Dickhead

Yo that guy over there is a pissing idiot
I hate that guy

by BIGCHAZZA December 19, 2019

blathering idiot

a stupid ass who talks and talks and talks until you want to bang their heads against a wall. most of what they say makes no sense and there is no way of getting out a conversation with said stupid ass.

god, shelly is such a blathering idiot. she doesn't shut up!

by notquitecoolyet89 April 20, 2011

Public Idiot Number One

A nickname for the 45th POTUS, implying that he is an enemy of the people and stating outright that he is an A-1 idiot.

We can all thank ourselves for having contributed to the election of Public Idiot Number One.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

raped idiot

An idiot who got raped.

NightFaLL is a raped idiot, as seen on raped-idiot.com.

by raped idiot January 27, 2008

Racist Idiot

Anyone who believes that only white people can be racists; yet, they not only feel the need to call every other race any derogatory name they want but they feel like that they earned the right to do so.

Chris does not realize that everytime he preaches hatred for the white man and calls them insulting names like he is currently doing, he does nothing but makes himself look like the racist idiot that everyone has grow to hate.

by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 25, 2009