hurtdick

essentially a pathetic asshole; someone who is has no justification nor right to their douchebaggery.

wow, the jersey shore is full of hurtdicks

by narnia07849 August 22, 2011

Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014

hurt by the hoover

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

hurpturd

A word used on a hit tv show called Impractical jokers

It was like a hurpturd

by Hurpturd April 10, 2017

Hurt Box

Narco/junkie slang for the "crash" after a big high - when you are coming down hard, in physical and mental discomfort, and really have a craving to get another fix so you can feel better. Also, sometimes written as hurtbox

Man, I'm really in my hurt box right now, if I don't score a fix soon, I think I'm gonna die.

by Harry Whoever June 27, 2017

hurtcups

When you have hiccups that hurt.

Ow I have the hurtcups

by numanumagay July 21, 2017

Hurtbulle

A swedish word used to make fun of fit people. “Hurt” is a shorter form of “hurtig” which kinda means being fit, and “bulle” is bun... yeah Swedes are weird man.

Hurtbulle; “I went out running at 5am and then hit the gym man, such a good morning”
Me; “You’re such an hurtbulle”

by miniburger May 15, 2018