Budapest Homerun

(n) A combination of various sexual acts, thus resulting in a "homerun". These acts include:
- vicious physical and vaginal assault, followed by oral defecation, finishing with ejaculation into her ear canals, resulting in permanent auditory damage

I heard Katy was in the hospital after Jamal scored a Budapest Homerun after the party.

by Vein Johnson February 23, 2011

homer

1. Homer Simpson. To pull a homer is do something that Homer Simpson would do i.e. something really stupid.

2. Home Run in baseball.

1. That guy's a real Homer. He sure did a homer

2. Sammy Sosa hit a homer

by edvardta February 8, 2004

adrien hubert

the coolest man in life. also word for sexmachine!
derived from english.
also used in german.

holy shit! you know adrien hubert too?!

by J to tha anPaul April 30, 2005

Homerun

When you and your friends are driving around playing mailbox baseball and you and or one of your friends swings at the mailbox and hits it completely off the post.

Damn Brett that was a nice swing. I think you just hit a homerun!

by Jon W May 17, 2007

humerusectomy

{hyoo-mer-uhs-ek-tuh-mee}

noun, plural-mies. Surgery.

the operation of excising or removing one's funny bone, humerus, and/or ulnar nerve.

Joe: With the oil continue to spill into the Gulf of Mexico, the only company making a profit is the one company that runs Chicken of the Sea cannery.

Jane: How's that?

Joe: The tuna is already packed in oil when they fish em out of the ocean.

Jane: (((groan))) What a bad joke... ((sigh)).

Jack: How dare you joke?! Blah blah blah!! Overfishing... blah blah blah ... disaster of the century ... blah blah blah....

Jane: Jeeze Louise. It was a joke. A bad one at that.

Jack: Blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah! Corporate responsibility ... blah blah blah... we need a violent revolution!! Blah blah blah!

Jane: It's just a bad j....

Joe: Nevermind him. He got his humerusectomy last election when Nader didn't win the presidency.

Jane: Did he ever have a sense of humor?

Joe: Probably not.

by Tsarstepan October 21, 2014

hugerific

super, enormous, gigantic, large object if monster size that relates to something terrific/

I saw the mother and son both jump into a hugerific pile of leaves.

by kwsqueeks November 2, 2009

Hemerology

The study of calendars

Professor: "I study hemerology."
Student: "That must take a lot of time."

by kemm1987 December 1, 2011