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John Howard 

John Howard tells lies and has
divided us on race,
divided us into "haves" and "have nots"
divided us over immigration,
divided us over refugees,
divided us over nuclear technology,
divided us on water.
Worst prime minister in history.
John howard uses politics of division to
divide and conqure the work force
abuse power
discriminate on race, sex and sexual preferance.
John Howard personifies Narcissistic Personality Disorder, which is pathalogical lying in a subconscious obsession to hide the self and manipulate the people. John Howard is aware that we know he is lying and expects us to condone it. This is Narcisism in full cry. John Howard has turned politics into the dirtiest it has ever been in this country.
For all of these reasons John Howard is easily the worst Prim Minister in our history. Voted into power and sustained by an unavoidable economic boom that is the result of growth in China and India, his government has adopted the personality of a abusive Narcissistic parent who sees his children and those he is responsible for as mere objects. This economic boom so unprecedented in our history has been miss managed and the benifits abused by egocentric Narcissistic mania.
John Howard by Doug Payne October 20, 2007
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john howard 

Aust

n. Lit : Long serving Australian prime minister, with long suffering Australian public. Also,

1) Any disposable rag used for a particularly filthy purpose.

2) Any stooge, fool or corruptible nincompoop in a position of authority who talks a lot but doesn't listen.

3) (Vulgar) A limp penis during a time of great opportunity. See also bitter disappointment :(

4) A bore, a boring person, esp, a boring person who has leeched on to your social group. Also, a single minded social disaster area, whom you don't have the heart to club to death.

v.
5) John Howarding: Any act of stomach churning cowardice involving excessive asskissing, portrayed as great achievement.

1) Pass me a John Howard would ya darlin, I need to wipe the dogshit off the bottom of me workboots.

2)Did you see the way Bruce went all John Howard on us in today's meeting? Talking to him was like talking to a mule's arse and listening to him was about the same.

3) Sorry darlin I was into it... but... I started thinking about the bills and the kids and then before I knew it... it went all John Howard.

4) Davo was a bit of a John Howard at times, always going on about the same old shit on a different bloody day.

5)Gavin was John Howarding his way to the top of his profession until, one night when reading his own speeches, he suddenly died of terminal boredom.
john howard by Costa Del Barto June 25, 2006

jimmy howard

Much more attractive than Nathaniel. The Illuminati is watching.

Blake Howard 

Blake Howard by Bigpapaglooby November 18, 2018

Katherine howard's ghost 

The ghost of the 5th wife of King Henry the Eighth. Apparently roams Hampton Court or Tower of London.
Person 1: Hey I went to Hampton Court!
Person 2: Nice! Did you see Katherine Howard's ghost?
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Okay, Katherine Howard is the fifth wfe of king Henry, she got beheaded at Hampton Court. Before she got beheaded she managed to break free from the guards and run in the gallery while shouting for mercy. Henry didn't hear her shouts for mercy and after that, the guards took Katherine away and chopped her head off.

Mrs.Howard 

The best home room teacher at sundling jr high people that have her 1st and 2nd period are blessed!
how’s it going Mrs.Howard?
Mrs.Howard by Marsismary March 27, 2021

Todd Howard 

A game developer that just works
-who is Todd Howard
- A guy that just works at bethesda
Todd Howard by Iron1984 June 23, 2021