Houdini

As you are hate fucking a skank from behind as you are getting ready to spray baby batter on her, you pull out and begin jerking off as you spit on her back. When she thinks you are done cumming, she turns around and is surprised when you unleash a fury of love juice into her eyes.

I surprised that dirty whore with a houdini!

by Random Fuckin Hero October 2, 2007

Houdini Squared

To get some dank head from a girl, and then cum in her mouth, shove your penis in farther until she chokesand dies.

Yo My Girlfriend was givin me crap, so I houdini squared and now she in the dumpster. TOOL.

by mt the pimp October 7, 2004

houdini

too be fooled by a woman's looks from afar

damn that chick pulled a houdini on my ass, she was ugly as hell.

by Twins719 March 2, 2009

Houda syndrome

Describes the urge an artist feels when they are about to or done drawing shirtless men.

Girl 1: I love this artist, she's my rolemodel! Her skills to draw shirtless young men is simply amazing!
Girl 2 : No! I-It can't be! She suffers of Houda syndrome! We must burn her before the disease spreads further!

by Harkena August 15, 2017

houdini boobs

Fake boobs that defy gravity and remain perky without the support of a bra.

Look at that Barbie jogging with the houdini boobs. She's not even wearing a bra and they aren't moving!

by Crazy Breezy April 15, 2014

Houdini

The act of loosing a condom inside a girl.

I was having sex with this chic when all of a sudden i pulled a Houdini.

by Crackerjack1377 December 23, 2014

Houdini

An act of sex when a male is in the middle of anal with a female, until pulling out, having someone else they know slide their sexual organ back into the butthole, while the first male runs to the outside of the house and waves to the female.

"HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE!?!?!?!"
"It's a prank bro! HAHA, HOUDINI! "

"I'm mad at my husband"
"Why?"
"He pulled a Houdini on me"

by Dick_Cheese69 May 29, 2016