hossification

To become a hoss, specifically, to occupy more space as one becomes older. Characterized by a general thickening and/or shortening of the neck along with general physique ballooning. Accelerated by red meat, beer and too much maxing and relaxing. Hossification may be noticed at: high school reunions, family gatherings, annual meetings or any event that brings you into contact with people who you have not seen in awhile.

Note: Hossification does not necessarily entail merely getting fat

Dude did you see Doug at the bar? He has really hossified recently. Two more years and I'd say his hossification is complete.

by blessure grave February 25, 2010

hossome

adj; 1. a man who is hot, big and furry. 2: resembling Hoss on Bonanza

Those guys in American Bear magazine are hossome!

by Chad Baker January 11, 2005

hossamatic

When one frequently accpomplishes a feat in a hoss-like fashion.

Chris: You hooked up with that hot girl six times last week? That is hossamatic.

by sagoalcik August 2, 2008

Hossin Out

Doing what you want when you want.

Hey girrrrl you goin to the party tonight?

Oh HELLLLLLL nah. im gonna be hossin out.

by NOCHANCELANCE! January 22, 2009

hosscakes

A person, mainly male, that thinks they're hot shit. People use this term as an insult to said person in order to make fun of their stupidity.

1. Did you see that guy running around the track with his shirt off earlier? Dude is flabby as hell, but he thought he looked like a Greek god. Total hosscakes.

2. Person 1: I can bench 115 on a good day. I know, I know, major props.
Person 2: Ohhhh, nice work hosscakes, nice work.

by Jooscakes October 27, 2009

Hossinger

The one and only true man in this world. Can persuade an entire generation to bow down to him with just a blink of an eye. A Hossinger makes all other human males look like Boy George enjoying a relaxing weekend at Michael Jackson's house while watching the nanny. A Straight and Utter Boss.

Chicken Pot Pie I am a guy. There is 6 different ladies and one guy, wouldn't you know, it's a Hossinger Pie.

by Wallamazoo March 23, 2013

Hossa

When u plow over the player on the other team and make them your little bitch, then go in on the goalie and snip top self all while ur getting ur dick sucked.

I Hossa'd Johns pussy ass today.

by michigander9 May 26, 2009