Holy smoke

When you roll a joint with a 3 star hotel bible as the rolling paper.

What brand of rolling paper are you using ?

I’m using the Holy smoke

by Theperson93 October 21, 2019

Holy Urine

If you drink holy water, you get holy urine from your bladder.

"Dude, I drank it! I'm so going to get holy urine!"

by Atmokinetic December 13, 2016

holy horsecock

An exclamation preceding in a sentence to something exciting

Holy horsecock, I just hit a hole-in-one!

by Chris Aubertin December 19, 2008

Holy Guacamole

A less profane way of saying holy crap; a phrase to express astonishment.

A song by MF Doom featuring Paul Barmen.

Holy Guacamole, i think i wet myself!

Man, MF Doom and Paul Barmen need to make another song together, Holy Guacamole was awesome.

by -LSD- August 22, 2010

holy bartender

a really good drink.

as seen in Dogma by Kevin Smith.
At the bar:
(barkeep doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender)
Azrael to group: Anyone who knows how to make a Holy Bartender?
Hm. Well I do.
(shoots bartender with uzi)

by scornflakes October 10, 2005

Holy Duck

When someone types Holy Fuck in thier iPhone and it auto corrects to Holy Duck

Holy Duck, that's ducking stupid

by JCarfagno December 23, 2008

Holy Muff

More Descrete way of saying "Holy Fuck"

Holy Muff that shit is leet!

by Kooby May 27, 2005