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herman li

A title given to any wannabe, self centered guitar player. It is used to describe appaling playing where the most of the notes are being hidden by delay. Occasionally, the Herman Li is able to hide his talentless playing with distasteful pick scratching, video game sounds, and whammy pedal and bar use. The shear lack of any musical knowledge or skill is also applicable to the Herman Li.

The Herman Li is the epitome of a horrible guitar player. Those who try to kid themselves by thinking they can play guitar, who hide their true abilites by overlaying with delay, or who walk around with a sort of cock eyed I-am-a-rockstar attitdue may be dubbed a Herman Li.

A live performance is the key in identifying Herman Li's. Those who cannot play what they claim to or what they have recorded are considered Herman Li's.

Nobody wants to be a Herman Li. It is the ultimate slap in the face to your musical skills. AVOID AT ALL COSTS to be a Herman Li, and by no means necessary may one play through the equipment the actual Herman Li uses or play the same material he plays.

The Herman Li is only cheating himself from real guitar playing. Do not be fooled by the phony guitar playing or egotistic antics. Unfortunatly if one is dubbed a Herman Li one can never be anything else, and that is just too bad.
Friend: Hey, did you see that guy at Guitar Center playing on the Line 6 amps?

You: Ya. That guy is a total Herman Li. He can't play at all. I could give a chimp that same guitar and he would be able to play with more skill.
by shredape April 1, 2010
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Hemansh

Often heard from afar saying; 'fucking downy' or 'retard', overall a nice guy though.
(After failing a maths exam)
Hemansh: What a fucking downy!
by Bill Withers_123454 May 12, 2018
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herman

A herman is the police codeword for a couple that is screwing around in the back of a car (having sex, just in case you missed that). Herman's usualy head towards parks, dark areas, and behind businesses when they are active
Those hermans sure are rocking that car
by _nameless_ May 29, 2009
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Hemant

The dude whose sole life purpose is to piss off dudes named raghav
Hemant stole aravanan's AC and smashed raghav's head with it
by Barrack_Yomama February 7, 2021
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Herman

As made popular by the original musical, "A Very Potter Sequel", a musical parody of The Harry Potter Series. In the show, none of the characters can say Hermione Granger's name correctly, so they call her "Herman" and other variations of Hermione. such as Hermanin, Hermaninoid, Hermainee, , Hermananim, Hermononucleosis, and Herman-monster!
Delores Umbridge: "Bed time chil'ens... Don't let the boggarts bite! Oh-whoops, that's Hermi-Herman-Hermione.. Never mind." (taken from A Very Potter Sequel)
by mamaumbridge017 January 12, 2011
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hey man gimme dat

what you say when you see someone in the parking lot with a sweet cop radar
Mike: "sweet cop radar is what I have"
Jose: "hey man gimme dat"
Mike: "but"
Jose: "no"
Jose: "I was in the army now gimme dat POW NEVER FORGET"
by Jomez November 3, 2006
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pee wee herman

To puncture any solid material with your dick and leave a hole.
Shane pee wee hermaned the wall connected to the bathroom to create a peep hole.
by Matt Morrison April 15, 2005
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