All Helmet

- Adj.
Describes a penis which has a very short shaft, and appears to be dominated by the glans, or "helmet."

Jimmy and I hooked up last night, but it was pretty disappointing. He was all helmet.

by Nougatz April 9, 2011

Helmer

Synonym for internet forum troll. This type of troll remains on topic, but will use other, more subtle tactics to inflame and incite other posters.

These tactics vary, ranging from purposefully aggravating signatures, avatars or fonts.

An inside joke of the Helmer is to use the word Helmer in the username, signature or avatar. It's a reference to the infamous "Helmer mass banning" that occurred on the My Little Pony forum in 2004.

Poster1 : That guy has some good points, but he has a picture of Jesus bullfighting an anus for his av and his font makes him seem really pretentious. Is it just me, or is that guy a gimmick?

Poster2 : He's not a gimmick, he's a Helmer, ignore him.

by realityking August 14, 2010

darth vader's helmet

Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.

- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.

by Andy June 23, 2004

shit helmet

When one removes his penis from an ass and finds fecal matter attached to the head of his penis.

When Sarah asked me to fuck her in the ass, I didn't realize it was an invitation for a shit helmet. I guess I found out the hard way.

by fav January 27, 2007

scene helmet

A hairstyle pertaining to scene kids. Styles usually range from scene mullets and some 'emo bangs'.

LOLZ OMFG HI: like omfg i so luh yer new hair babez
ROFLSOFL BRAD: MAH NEW SCENE HELMETTT ROFFLLLL

by sup azn sandy June 12, 2006

tripping helmet

A handkerchief or similar piece of fabric used as a headcovering, created by folding said fabric in half diagonally, placing folded edge against forehead, and securing it by tying three points into a knot at the back of the head. Traditionally worn by young males who are often involved in recreational drug use, hence the term "tripping" helmet.

Dude, I am, like, so high. Let's put on our tripping helmets and go play ultimate.

by kmg November 4, 2006

german helmet

The highly distinctive helmet used by Germany during WWII. Worn by both Wehrmacht and SS units throughout the war. Even today, the site of one of these pieces of pressed steel can cause piss to run down the legs of Pollacks and Frenchmen everywhere.

I wore my german helmet whilst stealing potatoes from the Irish.

by Swedish Bob November 9, 2006