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Lifeless Hanz

To be a lifeless Hanz you must do the following in order:

Step 1) Download chat app and set a selfie as your display picture

Step 2) Give people cringy nicknames and throw around kiss and heart emojis and use slang terms that you wouldn't dare to use in real life, but you want to fit in so you use them on said app. Also private message as many dudes as you can and lead them on to get them to like you because nobody in real life gives you attention as you cant hide behind filters and makeup.

Step 3) Change display pic so you get more people commenting on it and more thirsty people giving you attention

Step 4) Pretend you hate the app, when in reality you love going on it and always think about going on it even when you've apparently "left the app".

Step 5) Change display pic again to another selfie with a couple filters and plenty of makeup that will gain more attention

Step 6) Tell everyone you are leaving the app, but before leaving you tell all the males to add you on snapchat

Step 7) All of a sudden become very active on snapchat and constantly post multiple selfies to your story every single day

Step 8) Approximately 1-3 months later the attention from snapchat has gone, and people give you no attention in real life so you repeat the process and go back to Step 1 and re-download chat app.
Damn dude, you're being one helluva lifeless hanz rn
by Teddy Bates May 24, 2017
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good hanzo

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P1: Oh man my friend is a really good ow player. He carried with Hanzo on attack, then played Ana on defence.
P2: He must be a really good Hanzo player with nice aim.
by Help me I need friends November 10, 2017
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