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handsome pete

Possibly the oddest simpsons character ever. His sole purpose in life seems to be dancing for "nickles"(thats 5 cents for all the none american people) whilst playing an accordian.
He has been known to dance for up 25 cents/a quarter (clever these yanks eh?) and this, according to our only source, means he will dance for hours (at least 2).
Pete's place of work is the Sea Captain's store (or shop, for the none americans again) on Springfield Harbour.
Arrr! Thats handsome pete! He dances for nickles!

or in extremis

Arr! A quarter! He'll be dancing for hours!
by Liam Maloney July 3, 2007
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lay hands on

Bitch you better stepoff 'for i lay hands on you!

or

I dare that ho to lay hands on me!
by Mizze June 21, 2008
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Pad Hands

In drum corps, pad hands are the inability to hit a rimshot; a product of playing on a rimless practice pad.
Dude 1: "Man, I just got cut from the BlueCoats..."
Dude 2: "What happened man? You miss those rimshots again?:
Dude 1: "Yeah, me and my damn pad hands."
by RandomDrummer June 23, 2009
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mr. hands

A man who got fucked up the ass by a horse, literally, and died.

Now their making a documentry about it.
1:"Did you hear their making a documentry about Mr. Hands?"
2:"Eww. The guy who got fucked up the ass by a horse?"
1:"Yeah we should go see it."
2:"Sure."
by TheRevolution19 January 30, 2007
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heart-hands

A gesture created by connecting your two hands as they face one another, curved in, to create a shape somewhat approximating a heart; signifies approval and affection of the overwhelming variety.
*as you create the shape itself, placed somewhere near your actual thorax* Aw, heart-hands for Big Daddy!
by eek, she cried! October 26, 2006
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Canadian Handshake

Let’s just say it involves a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.
How could you just leave without my Canadian handshake?
by Dutchrudders6969 July 25, 2018
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hands-on

Involving active participation.

Someone with a hands-on way of doing things becomes closely involved in managing and organizing things and in making decisions.

Someone who has hands-on experience of something has done or used it rather than just read or learned about it.

"Hands-on investor" is an investor who has a large stake in a corporation and takes an active role in its management.
1.) I'm a 'hands-on' kind of manager so I don't stay in my office with the door always closed.

2.) Many employers consider hands-on experience to be as useful as academic qualifications.

3.) She's very much a hands-on manager.
by VAKI5 May 18, 2005
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