Sour Handy

A handjob lubricated with sour cream. Perfect when you have no other option.

Jill gave me a Sour Handy last night after we made tacos, it was sensational other than the horrible yeast infection

by Sourhandyenjoyer September 18, 2022

Handi

Handicap stall of the bathroom, used for snorting lines of coke with your friends.

“Where’s Taylor?” “She went with Kelsey to the handi to snort a line.”

by carlease January 07, 2023

Handi

Likes Fucking

Handi fucks everything

by Dicktionary~ January 19, 2021

handi

Short for handicapped

You handi
You’re a bit handi

by Handi2019 June 23, 2019

Pecan handy

When your girlfriend grabs a handfull of pecans then proceeds to give you a feirce hand job. If she really loves you after you cum she'll eat the semen coated pecans.

Joe: Man my cock hurts!

Mike: Another pecan handy!? Dude, you gotta dump this brawd.

by MC Birdfeeder December 31, 2011

Ooti Handi

When someone is such a big idioto that they can't think straight. Ooti means dumb and Handi means handicapped which is basically saying that you are so dumb that its like you are handicapped.

Karen: What does this question mean? Me: Karen how do you not know that. Are you an Ooti Handi

by Thatrandomcatdude November 14, 2022

Dutch handy

When you fart in hand, make a first with you fart in it, then open your hands under someone's nose

We're weren't laying in bed so I had to give her a Dutch handy

by Amerpwr8 May 21, 2024