Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.

*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!

by Red Fleming April 8, 2011

Holy Bible

A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.

A fundamentalist Christian is a person who reads and believes every word of the Holy Bible.

by Goddunit December 9, 2008

holy hell

1. an exclamation of disbelief
2. oxymoron
3. possibly a word satanists use to describe heaven

Holy hell it's that clingy chick fom German class

by dookiemaster June 28, 2006

holy hottness

someone(guy) that is so extreamly hot that it's holy and you can't help but worship him

Garrett....omgoodness what a babe! rite borty!

by jordygurl28 June 2, 2005

holy fuck the hell

Surprise uttered while playing Rainbow Six Vegas.

"Holy fuck the hell did you see that body?!"

by Phantomz January 11, 2009

Holy Ho

A young lady who's at the club on Friday grinding on the dancefloor and at church on Sunday asking for forgiveness.

Brenda-Dang look at Ashley, she's so hungover! That ho is always drunk, last night she was trying to hook up with that bartender!
Byron-Yup, that girl's a holy ho, fo sho.

by susie v January 28, 2009

Holy Fucking Shit

An expression of exclamation about something, anything that could be good or bad, commonly abbreviated H.F.S.

Sam: Dude, my granma passed away last week...
John: Holy fucking shit man, im so sorry.

Liam: I just got 10 grams of weed!
Andrew: Thats insane dude, holy fucking shit!

by DactaTomas June 11, 2014