holy horsecock

An exclamation preceding in a sentence to something exciting

Holy horsecock, I just hit a hole-in-one!

by Chris Aubertin December 13, 2008

Holy Urine

If you drink holy water, you get holy urine from your bladder.

"Dude, I drank it! I'm so going to get holy urine!"

by Atmokinetic December 13, 2016

Holy Shinoda!

A synonym for holy shit, using the last name of Mike Shinoda from the awesomeness that is Linkin Park.

Holy Shinoda! That is horrible!

by billionsofblisteringbarnacles November 14, 2010

Holy Guacamole

A less profane way of saying holy crap; a phrase to express astonishment.

A song by MF Doom featuring Paul Barmen.

Holy Guacamole, i think i wet myself!

Man, MF Doom and Paul Barmen need to make another song together, Holy Guacamole was awesome.

by -LSD- August 23, 2010

holy bartender

a really good drink.

as seen in Dogma by Kevin Smith.
At the bar:
(barkeep doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender)
Azrael to group: Anyone who knows how to make a Holy Bartender?
Hm. Well I do.
(shoots bartender with uzi)

by scornflakes October 09, 2005

Holy father

Holy father : Take in the name of Christ!!

Kid:NO FATHER NOOOOO IT HURTS.

Holy father :Oh God I’m filling with my Holy Spirit

Basically A Child predator

The holy father at my church Touched me

by Wtf is this August 27, 2018

Holy Duck

When someone types Holy Fuck in thier iPhone and it auto corrects to Holy Duck

Holy Duck, that's ducking stupid

by JCarfagno December 22, 2008