Dick Hat

When someone finds your hat and where's it on their dick.

We lost Luke's hat on the road, while being chased by two gay's. They picked up the hat and used it as a dick hat.

by JDUBss April 7, 2007

Grandma's Hat

Unexpectingly placing ones dick on his/her grandmother's head.

Ben: Okay Granny, close your eyes.
(Ben places dick on granny's head. It's a classic Grandma's Hat)
Granny: Is that a dick on my head?
Ben: Happy Valentines Day! Don't touch it.
Granny: What?
Ben: Okay, touch it.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

ass-hat

A general term for someone who carries out actions with such stupidity that they might as well wear their ass as a hat.

Pete begins looking for his sunglasses, unknowing to the fact that they are on his head. He asks Ed where his glasses are. Ed takes them off his head saying, "You are such a fucking ass-hat."

by Danyill June 1, 2007

Party Hats

What girls call their nipples when they get hard from the cold.

Oh my gosh, it is so cold in here. I am getting Party Hats!

by cat.c September 14, 2005

cat hat

When your cat lays on your head while you are either laying in bed, walking around or sitting on the couch, creating a hat.

"When I sleep at night, my cat lays on my head, creating a cat hat."

by nikkjo3 March 24, 2017

Stew Hat

A pie with no sides, which is clearly not a real pie.

Your mum made me a lovely stew hat last night.
I ate the whole thing.

by Stewart Hat March 1, 2010

case hat

when someone puts an empty case of beer on his (almost always male) head. generally what the drunkest douche at any given party inevitably ends up wearing. extreme case hattees may even poke eye and mouth holes in their case hat, for prolonged case hatting.

Bro, you shoulda been at Rick's party last night. Tim got totally axed and put on a case hat, and then he fell down and we beat the shit out of him with a big wooden spoon.

by Maxville June 1, 2009