Who: Bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a scottsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean by provadence impoverished in squalor
Parents: When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt ridden two years later see Alexander's mother bed ridden half dead, sittin in their own sick, the scent thick- And Alex got better but his mother went quick
Job: Started workin, clerkin for his late mother's landlord
Where: Well, the word got around, they said, 'this kid is insane, man!' took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Parents: When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt ridden two years later see Alexander's mother bed ridden half dead, sittin in their own sick, the scent thick- And Alex got better but his mother went quick
Job: Started workin, clerkin for his late mother's landlord
Where: Well, the word got around, they said, 'this kid is insane, man!' took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
my name is Alexander Hamilton, And theres a million things I haven't done, but just you wait... just you wait...
by a.mbr15 October 3, 2023
Get the Hamiltonmug. The messiah sent by the suntan god to show the way to the sun worshipping faithful. Surfers appreciate his chilled, laid-back, sun-loving persona.
Trump thinks he's got a better tan than George Hamilton but his suntan-in-a-can, carrot juice overdose, fat face tan is as fake as he is.
by TheToesKnows May 5, 2025
Get the George Hamiltonmug. The messiah of tanning sunworshippers. His name is often spoken in reverence and used in prayers by gnarly surfin dudes prior to hittin the waves.
Bill: Fuck! My tan is peeling. I look like fuckin' snake.
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?
by TheToesKnows May 15, 2025
Get the George Hamiltonmug. He's reliable with the LADIES!
by BlueNinjaFrog October 12, 2020
Get the Hamiltonmug. White people go here a lot of baseball nerds and a lot of black people who like football but they are all crack babies who don’t know how to admit that they suck
East Hamilton high school oh that school the one that has the most faggots(sorry if this offends you) people in it in the whole world right now.
by Twn Squidy September 16, 2021
Get the East Hamilton high schoolmug. Jeff was pulling a Hamilton last night; he exposed himself for his affair, so his wife wouldn't thtink he was out drinking.
by Gonnakms November 2, 2016
Get the Pulling a Hamiltonmug. by TSM_Tfue July 29, 2018
Get the jalen hamiltonmug.