Ham Fisted

Clumsy.

That is all.

I wouldn't get him to change a lightbuld, he's totally ham fisted.

How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?

by Stalkerro March 27, 2016

sucking ham

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

Dude, my mom walked in when I was with Jenny, I was sucking ham when she saw us."

by ohohooho August 18, 2010

ham hoodelmans

very very large breasts, the kind that when you see them you are like "holy shit those have to be fake

Damn look at those fine ham hoodelmans

by Anthony Rapp July 10, 2007

Ham boned

the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a saturday.

dude, john was ham boned before we even got to the party.

by Bobby Tsunami February 17, 2009

august ham

A Watermelon.

An African vine (Citrullus lanatus) cultivated for its large edible fruit.
The fruit of this plant, having a hard green rind and sweet watery pink or reddish flesh.

by Crosse8 February 19, 2004

ham sammy

Going all out, doing the most, going hard. Used when you try your hardest

"Dang bro, I just went full ham sammy on that no-skin"

by cadenski December 28, 2018

Ham Adebayo

THE GOAT!! GREATEST SPASTIC PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!

Person 1: “Did you see Ham Adebayo last night”
Person 2: “Yeah, he dropped 92727389383727256282827 points. It was crazy.”

by The CheesecakeMan November 25, 2019